Hillary Clinton Hair Salon

With or without makeup, Madam Secretary’s hair is still flawless.

Who is taller? Jeremy Lin, or Hillary’s poof?

So many hair appointments to schedule. So little time.

Why does Hillary even pretend to be married to him? Hillary is only married to Hillary. The world’s only real power couple.

“Bitch. This hair is so much better than Callista Gingrich’s.”

A celebration of Headbands!

I’m sorry, was Obama even talking? 

Hillary’s hair was the very obvious star of the SOTU.

How long does Hills hair need to get before we can braid it?

“Why thank you, Mr. Yusuf, my hair is long and beautiful and golden. That being said, you may not smell it.”

“Shit. My hair appointment just got canceled.”